Good evening, boys and girls! Before I doze off, I thought I'd write a real quick post to keep myself honest and let you know what's good.
1. The Real World. Words cannot describe my love for this fucking show. Mark my words, I will undoubtedly be cast for Real World 27: The Moon. This season was phenomenal, and I'm super bummed that it's over. I almost miss the thirty minute episode format (for those of you that are out of the loop, shame on you, but this season was the first with one hour episodes...), because as much fun as I have with these episodes, the season is over so much quicker.
2. My iPod. It's my best friend, but I've been neglecting it lately. This week is officially Clean Up Your iPod Week, so join me by going through your iPod and getting rid of all that useless shit. I know you still have Fall Out Boy on there... Don't worry, you were young and stupid. Just get rid of it, and I won't tell anyone. See, doesn't that feel better?
3. Brendan Frasier. Seriously, who THE FUCK does he think he is? I thought that when I saw previews for Journey to the Center of the Earth I had seen the worst show of Brendanfrasierism (n: the act of cranking out shitty movies) since Monkeybone. But then shit happened. The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. WHAT THE FUCK, HOLLYWOOD!?
Now I must leave you, but please let me know what you think. Peace out, I'm tired.
P.S. Congrats, Alex. Here's to finding the hot, male version of your soulmate.
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2 comments:
Um. I don't think you watched the Mummy 3 trailer right or something. This movie has so much fucking shit packed into it, it couldn't possibly fail.
Uh, three headed dragon? Check.
Mummy WAR? Check.
That chick from Coyote Ugly? Check.
A FREAKING YETI???? HELL YEAH.
There's nothing really NOT to like (other than Fraser).
Whoa willis hold on a second....hollywood is MY TERRITORY. I am the one who gets to talk about Brenden Fraser. Stick to writing about monkeys or I swear to god I will have your nuts taped so far up the top of your back that when you masturbate, the jizz goes straight into your asshole. You got me hombre?
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